I fucking love Ryan Adams

So I'm cheating today, and it's all Sass' fault.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.

"my life according to Ryan Adams"

Pick Your Artist:
Ryan Adams

Are you a boy or a girl:
These Girls

Describe yourself:
So Hot, So Cold

How do you feel:
Let It Ride

Describe where you currently live:
Mining Town

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
New York, New York

Your best friend is:
My California Love

What's the weather like:
Black Clouds

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called:
I Know You're Crazy

What is life to you:
Life Is Beautiful

Your last relationship was:
Liar

Your current relationship:
Crazy About You

Your fear:
I See Monsters

What is the best advice you have to give:
Not In High School Anymore

How I would like to die:
Come Down Easy

My soul's present condition:
Happy

My motto:
To Be Young, Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High

thanks to Answeringbell.com for their help with this post

Days and Lights

My apologies for such an extended absence. I've been to Florida and California and about everywhere else in between. Alas, I am back to work and life this week, so I should be back in full form. This list has my new favorite song in it. Can you guess what it is?

Chef Anthems

This list is completely inspired by one of my favorite blogs, Food Network Humor. They recently made a post of theme songs for the celebrity chefs on Food Network.

Sandra Lee’s Theme Song: Why Don’t We Get Drunk And Screw by Jimmy Buffett
Why: Sandra’s never met a bottle of booze that she didn’t like.

Bob Tuschman’s Theme Song: Out Of Touch by Hall & Oates
Susie Fogelson’s Theme Song: Stupid Girl by Garbage
Why: These two self-indulgent, pandering executives have no clue what people under 50 find entertaining.

Pat Neely’s Theme Song: Kissing A Fool by George Michael
Gina Neely’s Theme Song: Talk Dirty To Me by Poison
Why: Watch an episode of Down Home, and it’s obvious.

Ina Garten’s Theme Song: Material Girl by Madonna
Why: Her muffin pans cost more than your car.

Paula Deen’s Theme Song: It’s All About The Benjamins by Puff Daddy
Why: If she ain’t makin’ money from it, she ain’t wastin’ her time doin’ it, y’all.

Rachael Ray’s Theme Song: Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm by Crash Test Dummies
Why: Represents the obnoxious foodgasm noises she makes whenever she tastes food.

John Cusimano’s Theme Song: Shoulda Known Better by Richard Marx
Why: Not like he’s any prize, but could YOU imagine waking up to Rachael Ray every day?

Sunny Anderson’s Theme Song: Because I Got High by Afroman
Why: A nod to the embarrassing photos of Sunny smoking what looks like a BIG FAT JOINT.

Giada’s Theme Song: Daddy’s Money by Ricochet
Why: Giada’s parents and grandparents were rich, and their money is what got her where she is today.

Guy Fieri’s Theme Song: American Idiot by Greenday
Why: BECAUSE HE’S THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG ON TELEVISION, OF COURSE.

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PS- No graphic today. I feel like shit and as I was trying to photoshop something heinous relating to Guy Fieri I just couldn't stomach it.