Songs Douchebags Like

Do you pop your collar?
Have you ever gotten a spray tan?
Think everyone but you is gay?
What about a tribal tattoo?
Look up to Jon Gosselin?

Yeah, this is all for you macho man.

I <3 Matt & Kim

I don't know what it is, but their music is refreshing--and it's everywhere. I first heard them from that Bacardi commercial and downloaded their new album "Grand". I fell in love with that and then I heard another of their songs in a spot for the pilot of Community. They also just won a VMA but I don't even know if those things are relevant anymore.

The main point being I am being a lazy ass, but this couple motivates me to the bone.

New York, New York

Only one song today, "New York, New York" by Ryan Adams. Yeah, I know what you are thinking. "Geeze Lady, more Ryan Adams?" Well, yes.

Shot on September 7th, the video portrays the twin towers in a very beautiful, but ominous way. I think that at is this point in history this song represents hope, progress, and a day that will not be forgotten.

Shake It!

You Can't Make Me.

WTF?

These songs have no business existing, but you know someone, somewhere said, "Dude, this is song is incomprehensible and asinine, but we'll just play the hell out of it and eventually people will assume it has to be good just because it's gets played on the radio"

1. She Wolf by Shakira- Shakira can dance and sing, I will give her that. But Shakira doing a full on wolf howl? No thank you. Just because your boyfriend ignores you does not mean "go out all night and slut it up." Maybe he's pissed because you are being SUCH A WHORE.

2. Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus-Maybe a party in your head Miley. But hell, I'd be that happy too if I was trying to establish a music career and Britney came on. That bitch is DONE.

3. Love Story by Taylor Swift- No other song has been played to exhaustion since "My Heart Will Go On". Anyone who made it through sophomore English should be embarrassed to listen to this rape of classic literature. Thank you Taylor for undermining what education is trying to do. A generation of girls will believe Romeo and Juliet lived happily ever after. When in reality its you and some Jonas brother or something.

4. I'm In Miami Bitch by LMFAO - Contrary to popular belief, old school pimps DO NOT walk with a limp. This song perpetuates every stereotype the Kardashian sisters half-assedly try to avoid.

5. Love Game by Lady Gaga- This song just begs the question, what the hell is a Disco Stick? I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure "Lady" Gaga has one.

6. Rumors by Lindsay Lohan- Dear Lindsay, doing the things you want to do usually involves hit and runs, coke, and rug munching. Put on some undies and maybe people will respect your privacy.

7. Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton- There is nothing worse than someone who is famous for doing nothing...try to do something. This song's major flaw, complete absence of Paris' catch phrase "that's hot." Bad Paris.

8. About Us by Brooke Hogan- No one cares about you or who you are dating, except for your Dad.

9. Leavin' by Jesse McCartney- Translation: Yo bitch, I've been stalking you, your ass is awesome btw. I'm gonna take you out in public and bust a wad (of money) all over you to impress you because your bf is an asshole.

10. Dramatic by Britney Spears ft. Heidi Montag- I don't know who thought of this monstrosity, but it is an abomination to all music. I was able to tolerate listening to these songs for a small amount of time, but this, this was just completely unpalatable to anything with ears. Listen at your own risk.



Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of music.